We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
where are my eyebrows?
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