So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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