Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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