I hate all girls vehemently.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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