I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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