So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
where does the pee come out of this thing
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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