k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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