after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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