So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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