you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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