So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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