We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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