i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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