We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so that wasnt chicken after all
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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