Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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