do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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