I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think I am morally bankrupt
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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