yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Who died my cat blue again?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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