if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
