I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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