so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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