Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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