VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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