grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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