Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I am naked and annoyed.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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