I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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