I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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