I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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