my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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