I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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