oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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