hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she looked like the before picture.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i've created a new STD.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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