White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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