What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
