Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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