Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Text me some of your sweat
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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