You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i now understand why vodka
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