I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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