Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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