So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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