I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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