I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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