Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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