What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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