omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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