It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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