I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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