I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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