wanna go halves on a baby?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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