i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
