Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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