shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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